Hmmm…. Well… How long has it been? What… happened? What’s been happening? Many things, that’s what. Things I haven’t talked about. I’ve...

Ummmm… Hi… ……………….. This is a little late… Only by a month… or two… The events in this post have taken a toll on me. As you can see, the...

HOWDY! Today is a special day. 15 years ago, I created my YouTube channel and started uploading videos. Below is a video I made about the...

Greetings. Greetings. T’IS THE SEASON! How are things? It’s only been… checks calendar Five months… ………… Ok, I didn’t it’s been that...

WHERE AM I?!?! WHAT HAPPENED?!?! HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN GONE?!?!? Oh, another three months. Sorry about that. I’ve just been busy with...

Hi. How’s life? Is it just… PEACHY? ARE YOU HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME? I KNOW I AM. LOOK AT THE LAST PHOTO. LOOK AT THE JOY AND HAPPINESS....

Ummmm. Hi. I’ve noticed a trend has been happening these past few years. I vanish at the beginning of the year. Seems to happen during...

YO! How have things been? Things are chill over here… literally. Canada is releasing a big fart and it’s going to cause a snowstorm and...

GREETINGS! Today is Thanksgiving. Turkeys everywhere. It is required that you give me thanks today. Your thanks can be given to my Paypal...

HEY! What are you doing here? Who let you in my house? GET OUT! Don’t make me get the spatula. Oh, wait. Sorry, my bad. I’ve been on edge...

YO! YOU KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS! IT’S MY BIRTHDAY! I demand a cake with a card from everyone reading. It’s mandatory. I will find you if you...

Hello there. How are things? Don’t tell me, I don’t care. :-| Sorry. I’m grumpy. My car died. This is the third water pump to go out....

GREETINGS! Have you paid the toll to visit this blog post? You must pay the toll if you didn't. If you don't.............. ......... I...

YO! How are things? You good? Do you need a cookie? I did buy some cake. Why? BECAUSE I COULD! I WANTED CAKE!! SO I BOUGHT A CAKE!!!! AND...